Fawad Chaudhry Jokes & Memes

Introduction :

Fawad Chaudhry (birth name : Fawad Hussain Chaudhry) is a renowned Pakistani politician. At present, he is affiliated with ruling party Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI).  He is serving as current Federal Minister for Science and Technology. Previously, he was Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting. He has been an MNA from NA-67 (Jhelum-II) since August 2018. Prior joining PTI, Chaudhry was a member of Pakistan People Party (PPP). He held important positions under Prime Ministers Yousaf Raza Gillani and Raja Pervaiz Ashraf.

Fawad Chaudhry

Fawad Chaudhry Jokes and Memes

In April 2018, PM Imran Khan reorganized his federal cabinet. Chaudhry was removed as Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting and subsequently appointed as Federal Minister for Science and Technology. His appointment instantly became a joke on social media. Some of jokes and memes are being shared below.

 

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 1

Translation : Marriage is not a children play but it is played for children.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 2

Translation : If your kids eat dirt, feed them cement instead to strengthen their foundation. Minister for Science and Technology, Fawad Newton’s Indiscriminate Experiments.

Fawad Chaudhry Jokes 3

Translation : Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry invents science to drive car without petrol.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 4

Translation : During Ramadan, sight of pakoras causes mouth watering but sight of water does not cause mouth pakoring. A team of scientists have been constituted to resolve this scientific miracle. Prayers are requested from the nation. Minister for Science and Technology, Janab Fawad Chaudhry Sahib.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 5

Translation : Sun rise in night too but can not be seen due to darkness. Federal Minister for Science and Technology.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 6

Translation : So what if dollar and pertol are going up (referring to inflation), everyone has to go up (referring to death) one day. Minister for Science and Technology, Mr. Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 7

Translation : If you plant a rose (Gulab) under a Jambolan (Jaman) tree, it will grow Gulab Jaman. Minister for Science and Technology, Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 8

Translation : Life is a journey . . . and fasting is excused during journey. Mufti Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 9

Translation : Famous Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry says “F-16 does not move as fast as an almond moves under the bed after getting struck with hammer.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 10

Translation : If you are worried about inflated price of dates then submerge dry dates in water during sehri, they will turn into fresh dates by the iftar timing. Minister for Science Fraud Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 11

Translation : Only married couples know what arthritis is, singles do not know about it.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 12

Translation : Instead of buying ice worth 20 Rs, buy ice worth 10 Rs twice, you will get more quantity in this way. Minister for Science and Technology.

Fawad Chaudhry Joke 13

Translation : No matter how much progressive they become, English people can not sleep on beds on rooftops.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 14

Translation : Petrol price has been increased to prevent poor people from setting themselves on fire. Einstein Claims.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 15

Translation : If we remove battery from a running watch, we can stop time. Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 16

Translation : No matter how high a dollar goes (referring to high exchange rate), it can not enter into jannat as it is nonbeliever.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 17

Translation : Water contains two Jins, Oxy-jin and Hydro-jin. Federal Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Hussain Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 18

Translation : Years of research has shown that train never gets punctured. Minister Science Fraud Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 19

Translation : A boy can become chacha (uncle) without getting married but a girl can not become chachi (wife of chacha) without getting married. Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 20

Translation : Earth lies at same distance from earth as the sun lies from earth. Minister Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 21

Translation : The sound of ‘phuk’ that is heard while opening Seven Up bottle is caused by the gas inside. Minister Science Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 22

Translation : When you turn on fan during night and stick your foot out of blanket, it gives you immense pleasure. Minister Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 23

The purpose of lightening during rain is to see if there is any dry space left. Minister Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 23

Slipping and falling of soap while taking a bath is caused by gravity, and if it happens again and again, it is a sign of weakness.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 24

Translation : The way Pakistan is progressing during Khan Sahib’s era, i fear that it may leave solar system. Minister Science Fraud Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 25

Translation : Sound that is heard during water boiling is the screaming of germs. Minister Science and Technology.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 26

Translation : If you want to get a balance of full Rs 100 then load Rs 135. Minister Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 27

Translation : If you set your AC on low temperature during sehri, you will get the feel of winter fasting. Minister Science Fraud Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 28

Translation : We drink water because we can not eat it. Minister for Science and Technology Fawad Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 29

Translation : According to research, Seven Up gets angry when you put salt in it. Minister for Science Fraud Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 30

Translation : When you hear keechun keechun sound while caressing teeth with fingers after brushing, it means your teeth are clean.  Minister for Science and Technology.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 31

Translation : A biscuit is drowned in tea as it can not swim. Lecture # 102,  Minister for Science and Technology Fraud Chaudhry.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 32

Translation : Put some salt in Seven Up, you will know that there is no gas shortage in country.

Fawad Chaudhry Meme 33

Translation : New research has shown that the right way for moon sighting is to see it during full moon night. This way you can see it full and without doubt . . .. Fawad Schientist.

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