Saleem Safi Jokes & Memes

Introduction :

Saleem Safi is a renowned Pakistani journalist, analyst, columnist and anchorperson. He is considered an expert on issues related to KPK, FATA, 9/11, Taliban, Afghanistan and Pakistani politics. Safi became famous for writing columns in newspapers Daily Mashriq, Daily Aaj, Daily Pakistan and Daily Jang. He is best known for hosting talk shows on PTV News, AVT Khyber and Geo News. Names of his popular talk shows are Jirga, Saleem Safi Kay Sath and Siyasat. He has also interviewed local and foreign high profile personalities such as Nawaz Sharif, Asif Ali Zardari, General Pervez Musharraf, Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman, Hamid Karzai, Burhanuddin Rabbani, Gulbadin Hikmatyat and Abdullah Abdullah.

Saleem Safi Jokes

Saleem Safi Jokes & Memes

Safi is one of the biggest critics of Imran Khan and Establishment. Recently, He claimed that former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif used to bear all extra expenditures in PM house out of his own pocket. Later on, he posted images of bills of different ceremonies held at PM house during Nawaz Sharif’s tenure. Soon afterwards, reactions from PTI supporters started pouring in. He was accused of being on Nawaz Sharif’s payroll. People started making jokes about him. He was given funny names like Saleem Laffazi, Saleem Lifafi, Saleem Munafi, Saleem Toffee and Saleem Na-Insafi etc. Here are a few  Saleem Safi jokes for laughs.

Saleem Safi Joke 1

Translation : Whenever Mian sb wanted to eat an egg, he used to lay egg himself – Saleem Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 2

Translation : Nawaz Sharif used to breath through one nostril to preserve country’s oxygen – Saleem Lifafi.

Saleem Safi Joke 3

Translation : Mian Sab wanted to die out of shame but he did not do so to save funeral charges – Saleem Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 4

Translation : Whenever Nawaz Sharif traveled, he used to make siren sound with his mouth to conserve car’s battery – Saleem Lifafi.

Saleem Safi Joke 5

Translation : Mian Sab had to impersonate Saba Loadwali for loading mobile balance – Saleem Lifafi.

Saleem Safi Joke 6

Translation : Nawaz Sharif used to bring ice from glaciers on foot in summers – Saleem Lifafi.

 Saleem Safi Joke 7

Translation : Mian Sab used to ‘clean’ national treasury himself – Saleem Toffee.

Saleem Safi Joke 8

Translation : Mian Sab used to blow cigarette smoke on my face so we could enjoy both with a single cigarette – Saleem Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 9

Translation : Nawaz Sharif used to wipe his hands clean with my clothes after a meal instead of washing with water. This is how i was named Safi – Saleem Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 10

Translation : Mian Nawaz Sharif often used to arrange his meal at Prime Minister House from Data Darbar – Saleen Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 11

Translation : Whenever Mian Sab needed shoes, he used to steal them from mosque to save national treasury – Saleem Lifafi.

Saleem Safi Joke 12

Translation : Whenever Mian Sab wanted to eat offal, he used to cook a towel – Saleem Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 13

Translation : Nawaz Sharif used to set record of different government departments for making chapatees to save gas and woods. Saleem Munafi.

Saleem Safi Joke 14

Translation : Mian Sab used to bark himself to scare off burglar instead of keeping a dog to save money – Saleem Lifafi.

Saleem Safi Joke 15

Translation : Mian Sab used to clean commode, shoes and teeth with same brush in Prime Minister House – Saleem Safi reveals.

Saleem Safi Joke 16

Translation : Nawaz Sharif used to walk with both feet in one shoe to save money in Prime Minister house – Saleem Toffee.

 Saleem Safi Joke 17

Translation : Nawaz Sharif used to lick me instead of drinking Safi (medicine) to clean his blood – Saleem Safi.

Saleem Safi Joke 18

Translation : This is Safi who keeps the blood white and conscience dead. To be used as prescribed by Nawaz Sharif – Ministry of Envelops, Department of Shamelessness.

Saleem Safi Joke 19

Translation : Mian Sab used to collect skins of sacrificed animals in darkness of night for the nation – Saleem Toffee.

 Saleem Safi Joke 20

Translation : Mian Nawaz Sharif used to put on a shopping bag over his soap before taking a bath to cut down expenditure of Prime Minister House – Saleem Lifafi.

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