Zartaj Gul Memes and Jokes

Introduction :

Zartaj Gul is a Pakistani politician. She is a member of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf. Gul hails from North Waziristan, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. She was born on October 17, 1984. Her father (Wazir Ahmad Zai was a chief engineer in WAPDA. Gul obtained her early education from Bannu and Miranshah. Later on, her family moved to Lahore. She obtained her higher education from Queen Mary College and National College of Arts. She specializes in Textile Designing. Gul joined Insaf Student Forum (ISF) in 2005 and became active in politics. She got married to Humayun Raza Khan Akhwind in 2010 and moved to Dera Ghazi Khan.

Zartaj Gul contested in 2013 general election from constituency NA-172 (Dera Ghazi Khan-II). Her attempt was unsuccessful and she lost to Hafiz Abdul Kareem. She defeated Awais Leghari 2018 general election from constituency NA-191(Dera Ghazi Khan-III). Subsequently, she was appointed as Minister of State for Climate Change. In Jume 2019, Gul became a target of criticism for using her position to influence National Counter Terrorism Authority (NACTA) in the appointment of her sister. She was forced to withdraw the letter she had written to NACTA due to heavy criticism.

Zartaj Gul

Zartaj Gul Memes and Jokes

In June 2020, Gul provided comic relief to Pakistani nation hassled with corona virus pandemic. While talking in a show on PTV  News, she provided a rather bizarre definition of Covid-19. She said that it is a flu which has 19 points (as the name suggests) and it can affect a country in one of nineteen ways.

Gul’s funny logic regarding Covid-19 attracted the attention of masses. As a result, social media websites and mobile apps were flooded with Zartaj Gul Memes and Jokes. Here are a few for your amusement :

Zartaj Gul Meme # 1

Two different people but same thoughts. Finally Sain (Qaim Ali Shah) finds his sould mate.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 2

Corona Virus (Virus’s reaction) after listening Zartaj Gul Logic.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 3

MBBS me 5 saal is lye hote hen k akhir me banda khud ko 5 unglyon se laanat de sake (Translation : There are 5 years in MBBS so that one can send curse on oneself with 5 fingers at the end).

Zartaj Gul Meme # 4

The +92 dialing code is just because khan sahab won the 92′ World cup : Zartaj Gul Wazir.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 5

Mango is called “aam” in Urdu because in summer it is found everywhere.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 6

Heart surgery ko Bypass is lye kehty hn agar successful hwa tou “Pass” warna “Bye” (Translation : The reason for calling heart surgery Bypass is that if it is successful then “Pass” otherwise “Bye”.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 7

You can’t see Imran Khan between 12:01 am to 11:59 am because He is PM not AM – Zartaj Gul.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 8

The “21” in MiG-21 means it flies only 21 seconds across border.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 9

JF Thunder 17 ka matlab k iss may 17 seatain hain (Translation : JF Thunder 17 means that there are 17 seats in it).

Zartaj Gul Meme # 10

Sawal : Wazir-e-Maholiyat ka kya kaam hai?, Zartaj Gul replies : Mahool Banana. (Translation : – Question : What is the task assigned to Minister of Climate (Change)? Reply : To create climate.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 11

Zartaj Gul redefines certain terminologies.

  • Radio sun’nay walay ko Radiologist kehtay hain (Translation : One who listens to radio is called Radiologiost).
  • Drum bajanay walay ko Dermatologist kehtay hain (Translation : One who beats drum is called Dermatologist).
  • Cycle chalanay walay ko Psychologist kehtay hain (Translation : One who rides a bycle is called Psychologist).
  • Gariyon main say dent nikalnay walay ko Dentist kehtay hain (Translation : One who fixes dents on cars is called Dentist).
  • Ufone supercard dalnay walon ko Cardiologist kehtay hain (Translation : One who loads Ufone supercard is called Cardiologist).
  • Gaey ka doodh baichnay walay ko Gynecologist kehtay hain (Translation : One who sells cow milk is called Gynecologist).

Zartaj Gul Meme # 12

Fatima jinnah university ko fatima jinnah is lye kehta hn qk Fatima jinnah ny yahan say graduation complete ki thi (Translation : Fatima Jinnah University is called Fatimah Jinnah because Fatima Jinnay completed her graduation from there).

Zartaj Gul Meme # 13

Pakistan 14 August ko isi liye bana kyunki Quaid-e-Azam ny 14 Nikaat peish kiye thy (Translation : The reason Pakistan came into being on 14 August because Quaid-e-Azam proposed 14 points) – Zartaj Gul.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 14

Agar kisi dost k pas Zartaj Gul ka number hai to mujhay unn say itna pata karwa dain k Instagram main kitnay gram hotay hain? (Translation : If anyone has Zartaj Gul’s contact number, please ask her how many grams are there in Instagram?).

Zartaj Gul Meme # 15

N95 has 95 holes in it.

Zartaj Gul Meme # 16

1122 ka yeh matla hai k marizon ko aik aik ya do do kar k ambulance main huspatal laya Jaye (Translation 1122 signifies that patients should be brought to hospital either alone or in groups of two) – Zartaj Gul.

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